Christmas Funnies

Dear Santa,All I want for Christmas is thick hair and a thin body.Please don't mix them up, like you did last year.

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Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho.

*** What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon hood.

*** What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

*** Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

*** Now that I have given you a reason to laugh, Enjoy a Christmas filled with many smiles. Coach Nancy